Do you consider yourself a bit of a tech geek?

Can you build an app at the drop of a hat? Do you possess the ability to banish malware from a PC quicker than you can say Trojan horse? Do you look at a new hard drive the same way a hungry dog stares at a pork chop?

Oftentimes, you’ll find yourself explaining the finer points of a particular modem to your glazed over grandparents or stripping down your trusty lawnmower and putting it back together “just to see how it works”.

Sound familiar?

If so, it’s safe to say you’re something of a connoisseur when it comes to gadgets. With this in mind, we’ve put together three of the most mind-blowing on the market, all designed to have even the most seasoned aficionado reaching for their credit card …

Voice Recording Pen

If you’re scratching your head wondering why you’d possibly need a voice recording pen, the real question you should be asking yourself is: “how have I made it to this point in my life without such a useful and discreet device?!”

Far from being a bulky and ultimately useless BIC, this voice recorder is actually housed inside a fully functioning pen and offers three levels of audio recording sensitivity. This makes it perfect for recording audio in any situation – and it’s replete with enough memory for 18 hours of audio.

Equation Watch

Gone are the days of a watch only being used to tell the time. Instead, this equation watch is perfect for all you math bods seeking an alternative to boring old numbers so common on the watches of those everyday schmucks.

But how does it work? Glad you asked. For instance, rather than displaying a 4, this watch gives you 11 base 3, which represents the number 4 in the ternary system. Obviously. The number 7? Well, it’s the binomial coefficient, so it’s the formula n/k = (n!)/((k!)(n-k)!), n/k=7. Duh!

USB Polygraph

Y’know your neighbour who keeps denying that their Great Dane is doing its business in your front garden? You know they’re lying. But you can’t prove it. You’ve tried to catch them in the act. Impossible. They maintain their innocence. But are you willing to go one step further?

If so, this USB polygraph could be just the ticket! Using high quality, digital sensors, it measures that irresponsible dog owner’s galvanic skin response and pulse to give you the proof – and the closure – you need to move on with your life! Bonus.

Now it’s over to you …

Have you set eyes on any cool gadgets recently that you’d like to share with our readers? Please let us know by leaving a comment below – we’d love to hear from you.